Find me on Dreamwidth: dreamkist MCU. Hannibal. Buffy. Dragon Age. So many ships. Slytherin. History. Art. Struggle. My interests are many & varied. The truth is the game was rigged from the start.
please imagine garrus vakarian, hovering awkwardly in the first aisle of a levo supermarket, on the comm to chellick and having anxiety sweats over what food to buy for shep when she stays at his apartment
“what’s this….mushrooms? that’s a fungus. is a fungus a vegetable? humans eat vegetables, right?”
“vakarian, you haven’t worked here for nearly three years. i don’t even work the same precinct anymore.”
“there’s potatoes here. humans definitely eat potatoes. i’ll get her a potato. wait - aren’t you supposed to have something else with the potato?”
“HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS NUMBER”
meanwhile, shepard strolling around a dextro store on the comm to wrex
“hey, it’s me. no, don’t pass me over to grunt. what’s ‘nathak’?”
“sounds like some turian bullshit. why are you asking me?”
“you’re old and you know stuff. reckon garrus will eat it? i don’t know what to get him for dinner. what if i buy it and he can’t eat it?”
"I want a pain I understand instead of the one I don’t. I want a pain that has a beginning and an end, not one that goes on forever and cuts all the way to the bone."
— Lisa Wingate, Before We Were Yours (via weltenwellen)
You know, a lot of people talk about Loki and his pole dancing, but not enough people are talking about Thor and his amazing success as a male stripper. >:)
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