night falls

onelassieandherfandoms:

please imagine garrus vakarian, hovering awkwardly in the first aisle of a levo supermarket, on the comm to chellick and having anxiety sweats over what food to buy for shep when she stays at his apartment

“what’s this….mushrooms? that’s a fungus. is a fungus a vegetable? humans eat vegetables, right?”

“vakarian, you haven’t worked here for nearly three years. i don’t even work the same precinct anymore.”

“there’s potatoes here. humans definitely eat potatoes. i’ll get her a potato. wait - aren’t you supposed to have something else with the potato?”

“HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS NUMBER”

meanwhile, shepard strolling around a dextro store on the comm to wrex

“hey, it’s me. no, don’t pass me over to grunt. what’s ‘nathak’?”

“sounds like some turian bullshit. why are you asking me?”

“you’re old and you know stuff. reckon garrus will eat it? i don’t know what to get him for dinner. what if i buy it and he can’t eat it?”

“EAT HIM”